KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN

Professional Procrasturbator
Massive Sleazebag
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So I was at this party one time and like as per usual I end up talking to the small children there instead of anyone else and like this 7 year old girl taught me how to make loom bands and then said she had to lose weight because she “Is the size of a house”. How fucked is the fact a girl that young is already succumbing to all this body image bullshit.¬†

I’m really good at loom bands now though.

Where’s Poochie?

Where’s Poochie?

You gotta be kidding me, I GOT BOXES FULL OF PEPE.

(Source: littlebuster, via emojustinyoung)