KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN

Professional Procrasturbator
Massive Sleazebag
(if u wanna fuck just ask)
hexgoddess:

You put yourself in an obituary but you’re not actually dead it’s a metaphor

hexgoddess:

You put yourself in an obituary but you’re not actually dead it’s a metaphor

(Source: onodera2)

me and my pal Tom are playing a one off show at this big party as a White Stripes cover band under the moniker “The Shite Stripes”

very rarely am i actually going to see a man about a horse

When is someone going to stop John Green(e).

its all about treating yo’self

its all about treating yo’self

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via weaknudes)