KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN

Professional Procrasturbator
Massive Sleazebag

the story of my current relationship pretty much cept it wasn’t a hotpocket

(Source: tabbyaddams, via thiccthot)

practising I Put A Spell on You

practising I Put A Spell on You

so now i have to go three weeks without seeing Her.

this is going to be really hard

Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

(Source: totalparksandrec, via bluemoongirls)